Annoying little things to do with smoking

mgen · Enthusiast Joined: Oct 04, 2009 Posts: 108 Location: USA

Random list:

1. Cheap Bic lighters that burst slightly when you release the button

2. Bongs/pipes where the cone is too close to your face

3. Having to go crossed eyed when using 2.

4. 1. + 2. + 3. = distorted distance perception + burnt eyebrows

5. Spilling bong-water in your bed

6. Pin prick burnt wholes in "satin" boxers from hot joint ash

7. Bongs with too much water/ too long hose pipe into water that gush up to the cone if you not careful during your hit

8. Sitting on the joint you just rolled

9. Having the prison filter in the joint you spent 20min rolling stick to your lip on the first hit.

10. Not being able to get it back in.

11. People that can't roll joints. You know it's smoking, you can taste the weed but it never get ino your lungs.

12. Watching somebody roll a bad joint you know will do 11.

13. People dropping glass pipes.

14. Breaking the thing you just nefariously acquired to make a pipe/bong with.

15. Leaning over your chopped weed accidently plastering it to your jersey.

Wow, once I got started it kept going. Anyone else?

red_devil_nz · Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:31 pm

*people putting hot glass knives under water
*people dropping glass knives smashing them
*people dropping glass knives onto your carpet
*when having a puff and pass sesh with mates the one "mate" who doesnt just puff n pass and then finishes the cone
*people claiming their shit is good when its not
*finding out the shit your smoking is harsh after inhaling a 2.25 buckie

brotherlove · Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:14 pm

Bong water knocked over

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wal · Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:08 pm

Seeing as you mentioned bong water :yuk: I've just read this weird story... (what are some of these American judges on, ffs) ...

Bong Water Counts as an Illegal Drug?
Oct 22, 2009
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gHVIxlxVGf_RhEXiukiRU0j9KWIAD9BGDS1G0
MINNEAPOLIS — In Minnesota, bong water can count as an illegal drug. That decision from Minnesota's Supreme Court on Thursday raises the threat of longer sentences for drug smokers in that state who fail to dump the water out of bong — a type of water pipe often used to smoke drugs.
The court said a person can be prosecuted for a first-degree drug crime for 25 grams or more of bong water that tests positive for a controlled substance. Lower courts had held that bong water is drug paraphernalia. Possession of that is a misdemeanor crime.
The case involved a woman whose bong had about 2 1/2 tablespoons of liquid that tested positive for methamphetamine. A narcotics officer had testified that drug users sometimes keep bong water to drink or inject later.

mgen · Enthusiast Joined: Oct 04, 2009 Posts: 108 Location: USA

WTF pfft America

Hell yeah with the hot knives and water

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- People that don't smoke much and won't admit it, or do so after the session when they're too fucked for anything
- Mates girlfriends that use "where's your weed" as a greeting
- Having to smoke resin when you're dry
- Sucking too hard on buckies
- Dealers that say "it's da skunkies"
- 2.5g 50's
- prohibition

rukeen · Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:54 pm

Anyone ever used a bong where the bud just spontaneously flies out of the cone? I am assuming it's to do with some kind of pressure change... but fuck it's annoying. Especially when you look away between tokes and you go to fire up your cone for the second hit and it's empty.. then you look down and there is a smoldering bud on the carpet

Reminds me of my highschool days smoking a can, we'd have to make sure we didn't crack up laughing while our mouth was on the can or the precious bud from our tinny would take flight.

mgen · Enthusiast Joined: Oct 04, 2009 Posts: 108 Location: USA

Yep many times. My mate had a cool bong made out of a couple of sections of bambo, but the hose from the cone to the water was long, the water level high anf the entire length of the bong was almost 3/4 of a metre, burning buds flew everywhere, probably why she made a one-hit policy on the bong.

obangasaurous · Newbie Joined: Aug 10, 2009 Posts: 10 Location: wellington

not being able to score
getting shit weed
getting small size for what you paid for

Fin-lay-down · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:06 am

accidentally putting a seed you didnt find in your cone, then it bursts, incinerating miniature craters on your t-shirt...

laughing the bongwater up the stem, goodbye freeshly packed cone!

not finding a lighter

finding a lighter, then realising you threw it in that corner because it was empty

missing the ashtray, and burning a hole in the table

spilling the ash tray

resorting to a plastic bong stem... then it melts....

but worst of all, ir running out of MJ!
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mgen · Enthusiast Joined: Oct 04, 2009 Posts: 108 Location: USA

South_side_of_the_sky · Heavy User Joined: May 23, 2008 Posts: 443 Location: AK

The worst thing is when you find a lighter in your pocket that's not yours, always seems to happen but it's akward trying to find the owner so that you don't look like the dreaded lighter thief

Another annoying thing regarding lighters is when you use them to open your drink, split it open and end up with nothing to light your bowl with.
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cess_pool_of_paranoia · Heavy User Joined: May 24, 2009 Posts: 413 Location: USA

saliva drenched joints from people that don't know how to toke a joint without spitting on it!

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red_devil_nz · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:21 pm

cess_pool_of_paranoia · Heavy User Joined: May 24, 2009 Posts: 413 Location: USA

yea sure.....slobbering on joints is just wrong though

ill gladly share spit, just not on the end of a doobie

:COLDSORE:

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South_side_of_the_sky · Heavy User Joined: May 23, 2008 Posts: 443 Location: AK

I now understand why you like that fountain

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maryjanelova · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:51 pm

1.Toking from a smal bong and letting go of the rush to fast and you get a mouth full of bong water yukk
2.smoking heaps of some dodgy as weed that taste's really funky and 2 hours later your going green
3.buying a half oz and seeing 12 or 13 grams on the scale
4.Dealers always being late when you are keen for a bake
5.just as you are about to have a bake you realise that all your lighters are out and you need to go to the dairy
6.People that have like 2 hits and pretend to be stoned

7.people complaining about the 1.6 gram huge tinnie you just sold them
8.Nube's blowing on the bong and getting your bud all wet!

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mgen · Enthusiast Joined: Oct 04, 2009 Posts: 108 Location: USA

Yep been the lighter thief a number of times

Man people that complain about the good deal you gave them suck.

Going out of your way to get weed for someone then they say they don't want it

Buring thumbs on the lighter you just used too much

Getting an oz the is predominantly seed, don't care it was only 200, we lined up three 30x3cm lines of seeds from this ounce!

SteveJibs · Newbie Joined: Oct 15, 2009 Posts: 4 Location: New Zealand

jesus, 200 seeds?!
what did you do with all of them? unless you have 200 plants

for me it would be

- buying for someone and them saying its shit
- taking a hard drag and burning your lip (ouch)
- bic lighters, they tend to go missing instantly but any other brand of lighter you tend to keep forever
- when one person takes multiple drags in a circle
- people who old the spliff/j and talk while letting it burn away >_<

not really have much to complain about lol, im pretty tolerant towards peoples smoking habits.

bru62 · Regular Joined: Nov 03, 2008 Posts: 81 Location: nz

when your rolling up your last bit and the wind catches it and you lose half ,when people leave spittle on smoking devices,


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